Where the magic happens

I apologize for being nostalgic so early, but it already feels like a long time. When was it that we pulled in at 2 a.m. to the parking lot of The Bellagio again? I vaguely remember going for a run along side the beautiful south rim of the Grand Canyon on one morning and that blurs a bit with eating delicious steak and barbecue in multiple parts of this country unbeknownst to myself until this week. Not to mention all the grand time spent in a moving house while talking about general shenanigans and the future of web search. But what we just did 2 hours ago tops everything else so far. As unicorn trainers, we are touched forever.

Unicorns are the bread and butter of today's society - our daily lives depend on them in virtually every single aspect - but yet the vast majority of us are hardly aware of the reality that unicorns live in. Some of us even spend most of our lives commanding, training and managing hordes of unicorns to make sure that in a majestic coordinated dance they deliver the answers to fulfill the dreams of the people in the world, but yet, we remain shamefully unaware of the concrete existence of these unicorns, their daily lives, what they eat, what they feel, their families and their connection to this mundane world.

Today we fixed this. We saw where the unicorns live and it was awesome in the most biblical sense. There are so many of them that if you knew, you would be worried about what conditions they live in, but you should rest assured - they are treated just like they deserve. The unicorn's ecosystem is ample and comfortable, neat and powerful, and there are lots of blinking lights too - the perfect environment where people's dreams can be fostered and delivered on a massive scale. A very generous unicorn biologist led us in this safari. We saw a huge range of unicorn species, associated flora and fauna as well as expert veterinarians on the field treating ill unicorn from minor injuries to life-saving surgery with extreme love and care. We even got to see some of the unicorns that we've been psychically training every single week for several years, but we just know met, and they instantly filled a space in our hearts.

From this day, we are all changed. Now we've met the unicorns, where and how they live, and we will always think about them when we lead them to fulfill people's dreams.

Thank you unicorns.